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Best Line So Far

string twit = "SarahPalinUSA";

September 6, 2010   No Comments

Can’t Quite Tell the Difference…

Typical me,unable 2 insolvency?Silly Senator,glad theres competition

Amazing. We continue to be! USA!

We’re baking you can see…

Wow,media goofballs rearing heads this wk,big time!Wonder what’s up?Taking the cake:ink re:Bristol=a diva? Silly;obviously have nvr met her

Had a look at Belmont. The paperback of my remarks: http://u.nu/8t4ze

@HeyTammyBruce what’s your soul. You shall remember your kids like ANWR? Now do w Obamacare provision rejection; stunning message to have nvr met her voice,America!

What is the Republican Party up to in Alaska? Weird?: This is odd. See below. I lifted this paragraph…

Tennessee primary victory today, Ronald Reagan Revolution;w/out it stabs hearts. Pls reject it we’d be enlightening,we’re sure.

Some are real.  Some are not.  You decide.

By the way, the way to get older Tweets was to use the user’s “Timeline”, instead of the search.

September 6, 2010   No Comments

Short Memory

Apparently the search feature of the Twitter API only has a seven day history.

So that sucks.

Looks like I’ll be digging up a workaround.

September 6, 2010   No Comments

Is the opposite of the Fail Whale the “Win Dolphin”?

Tweets.  I has them.

Hmmm…  It appears that there are only 13 tweets from Palin, even though it says there should be 15.  I guess the search quit halfway through, just like she did.

Anyway, now I just need to grab a whole bunch of these and index them and see what comes out.

September 5, 2010   No Comments

Grasp on Reality Established. Carry On.

So, after wasting an hour or more on the “Official” way, I find someone else’s code that does exactly what I need and WORKS the first time.

Huh.  Imagine that.  IT WORKS.  Shocking.

So, I now have an authentication token and am able to continue.

September 5, 2010   No Comments

Fatal Error: ‘happy place’ Not Found

Fatal Error: ‘happy place’ Not Found
User Stability Corruption Detected.
Details Follow:

Secondly, what are the two last ways. An apprentice is scarce capable of being told by Ulloa, was, not many years of the rest of the goods of equal quantities of labour than the prices of things in ancient times. The ordinary average price of his lands which are not very well be supposed five hundred pounds stock is necessarily hurtful to the assistance of a bloody century plagued by a more extensive ones than they are gone, the number and value of silver, Tower weight, and something was wrong came when the chief magistrate of any particular country promoted by the piece.

Well, it’s true, Lebanon is a clog which, for the beginning were probably in those countries, such as would in this case, would still be some very loose, and, therefore, more disposed to represent it as equally upon people of good credit at three. The wages of common currency. A thousand guilders of Amsterdam brought from the hands of a revenue; from maintaining so great a public teacher; but the meaning of the causes of the colonies, to which it can maintain. A large share of the whole value of that part which, though sometimes violent and very independently, but must overflow. One million we have cut the use requires. Were they ever oppress it. But in this respect, as well as a very important passageway for our men are fond of calling parliaments, and of surmounting a hundred and four pence in the payment of certain goods, would diminish very much upon the stocks, which they expect their fortune, if one may say so, the employment of such debts only as an assignment, from the confidence of their own expense, or at most a hundred people (for some of the United States. They shall in any Department or Officer thereof.

Secondly, The monopoly of their industry. Were there no public institutions and those who are generally as cheap, and gold still seldomer. But though it could not afford this large interest. The banker, who gives him a certain number of independent newspapers, prefer government to raise their price may very safely be trusted entirely to decay. Of the Advantages which Europe has been accustomed to consider themselves as the poor and beggarly, pretty much in arrear to their jurisdiction.

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September 5, 2010   No Comments

And by “Recenter my emotional state”, I mean this:

September 5, 2010   No Comments

BEAT DOWN TIME

They’re redeclaring the same variables throughout the sample, but there’s no indication of a method break.

Grrrrrrrr.

They put literal strings in a function call where you’re supposed to provide a variable.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

THEY HAD TO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE THIS EXAMPLE THIS FUBARED.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Excuse me just a minute here.  I have to recenter my emotional state and channel my frustrations and negative energies into restoring balance in my soul and finding my happy place.

September 5, 2010   No Comments

The Extendables

And when your example code relies on extension methods, please make sure that you have the namespace which contains those extension methods references.

I am so ready to take the Baseball Bat of Great Justice and hand out a Beat Down Of Many Angers on these people.

Listen, it’s simple:

  • .Net 3.0 was largely a mistake.  var and extension methods were part of that mistake.  Don’t use var and extension methods all over the place.  If you don’t know the right place to use them, don’t use them at all.
  • THE DOCUMENTATION MUST NOT SUCK.  No documentation is often better than bad documentation.
  • CODE SAMPLES MUST COMPILE.  You have to realize that people are going to copy and paste whatever is on your page and try to compile it.
  • The easiest way to meet the requirements of THE DOCUMENTATION MUST NOT SUCK and CODE SAMPLES MUST COMPILE is to write a sample class, test it, then paste the entire class into your page.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

September 5, 2010   No Comments

var-y annoying

I want to smack people who use “var” all over the place in their code.  Particularly in their example code.

I AM NOT A COMPILER.  I DON’T DO TYPE INFERENCE.

September 5, 2010   No Comments